so, like... what?
[I]n order for Mom to be able to go on welfare if she has a child out of wedlock, you have to tell us who the father is… If you don’t tell us who the father is, you’re not eligible for any welfare benefits, none, not even medical care. You tell us who the father is or you don’t receive benefits…We say to Mom that you tell us the wrong name, and we’ll bring that guy in and we’ll do a blood test and that’s not Dad, you lose your welfare benefits.

Rick Santorum, 1994, advocating paternity tests for every single mother on welfare. (via jonathan-cunningham)

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE THIS IS FROM THE SAME GUY THAT BELIEVES IF A WOMAN IS RAPED SHE GOTTA KEEP THE KID

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Love is um, if someone’s being a complete asshole…and you love them, let them just be an asshole for a while…and then…help them move out of their asshole-ism
Simon Doonan (via ricochet)
uncomfortable looking pineapple. imagine pulling that out. really think about it.
scrotumcoat:

i feed pineapple cores to my basset hound all the time. he loves em.

uncomfortable looking pineapple. imagine pulling that out. really think about it.

scrotumcoat:

i feed pineapple cores to my basset hound all the time. he loves em.

i am really liking this tumblr
sadstuffonthestreet:

Danielle is an asshole.
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i am really liking this tumblr

sadstuffonthestreet:

Danielle is an asshole.

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