so, like... what?
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nothing like relaxing in bed with a beer after a 3 hour pizza party. i would’ve taken some pictures but figured that was silly and a time waster. either way, i had a great time entertaining my friends and Stephen had a terrible time holding in his farts. fun had by all!

picture dump! 

i saw that rad motorcycle while wasting time in san francisco the other day. the picture on the seat is a vintage nudie girl, nips and big hair lookin’ good. on my walk i stopped at goodwill and bought that figurine for Stephen (who was having periodontal surgery). last photo is the head for the costume i’ll be wearing at work this saturday. if you live in the bay area and want to be a creeper, you can come by The Ark Toys and see me in the whole deal.

mini chocolate chip and orange scones, y’all

mini chocolate chip and orange scones, y’all

I looked up your IG. Hope that isn’t creepy, hah!

no way! i forget to “promote” that sort of thing only because i hardly use it. however, i keep reminding myself that’s part of why i have a dumb nice phone and try taking pictures. 

if anyone else wants to follow my instagram, just look up “phoopheraw”.

my late morning shift really takes a toll on my ability to stay out/off of my bed

my late morning shift really takes a toll on my ability to stay out/off of my bed

gpoy - Boo the worlds cutest dog is sold at my store now!

gpoy - Boo the worlds cutest dog is sold at my store now!

They Might Be Giants - High Five!
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They Might Be Giants - High Five!

there are more than plenty of the kid songs i listen to at work and enjoy, this being at the top of the list. i fucking love high fives, and whenever there’s a kid who knows this song, i ask them for a high five.

for about a week, i’ve had to wear some old glasses until i got some new lenses. i always forget how even though my vision hasn’t changed too much, it’s befuddling to wear an unfamiliar pair of frames. 

the glasses i have now were found in a teeny optical shop  around 20th & mission, and when i remember that day from nearly 2 years ago i can’t believe i had to be convinced to buy them. people ask about them all the time, and they’re probably the coolest thing i’ve ever owned.

how did I get so many googly eyes and not notice?

how did I get so many googly eyes and not notice?

up to good times

up to good times

phoopheraw:

in bed butt not tired

reblog because there’s a link to butt & nobody clicked!!

phoopheraw:

in bed butt not tired

reblog because there’s a link to butt & nobody clicked!!

in bed butt not tired

in bed butt not tired

crying at TEDtalks wtf is wrooooooong

yo wazzup i made cupcakez

yo wazzup i made cupcakez

a further good morning, check the pb + banana toast breakfast

a further good morning, check the pb + banana toast breakfast